Letter 8: To My Favorite Internet Friend
Dear Maddie (Muzzy!),
We haven’t talked in a while, but we’ve been ~e-friends~ for… probably 6 years? We’ve been through something like 3 different message boards together, sent plenty of pen pal letters back and forth, and stayed up late on AIM coding Wordpress themes countless times. If I look hard enough, I can probably find some old templates for your unfamed(.org?) blog.
Seriously, the internet was so good back then.
(Let me sit for a moment and lament, recounting the days of our youth, when fu.CK was actually interesting and e-drama was basically the greatest thing ever. There’s still a place for melodrama on the internets!)
But wait, before you get all sad, there’s more! Because then there were our late night video chats together. And when I say video chats, I mean ridiculous videos of us showing off our artistic abilities through dance, modern art, and other forms of insanity.
I mean, really. Nothing says it quite like this:

No one is cooler than that, amirite?
With e-love,
Laurchops