Letter 9: To Someone I Wish I Could Meet
14th July 10
Dear Cat Deeley,
There’s nothing I want more in life than to be invited to one of your Fourth of July barbeques. Partially in hopes of meeting Lacey Schwimmer or Chelsie Hightower, but mostly just to tell you that you totally deserved an Emmy nomination. Screw Ryan Seacrest.
Also, props for standing up for AdéChiké when Mia, as always, decided to go after the black dancer. Really, what’s her deal? Even though her choreography makes the hair on my arms stand on end (I love when you say that!), she just sucks as a judge. I’d take the Hot Tamale Train over her any day.
But really, back to that barbeque. How about an invite for me next year? I’ll bring the veggie burgers. And corn. God, we have so much corn in this house.
Sincerely,
Lauren
